Adolf has made reference previously to the lugubrious deportment of Labour's Hodgkinson as he goes about his grizzly undertakings for Labour. It's as though he is one of those pox doctors from the early Victorian era or maybe a Georgian leech master - who crept about the royal death chamber attempting to ensure the inmate's death was managed in an orderly fashion.
Is he dispensing palliative care to a terminally ill party? Naah, that doesn't fit.
Is he participating in Labour's assisted suicide? Now you're on to it, Adolf.
Just as Labour manages to edge up over the 30% mark Dr Death slips a needle into one of the party's few remaining unscarred veins and thumps in a new dose of poison. Watch for the immediate drop back to mid twenties within a couple of weeks as the punters send back the party their judgement. Smear test failed.
It won't be long before Hodgkinson will be called upon to begin the after death rites. The injection of special fluids into the rotted corpse and the heavy disguising of the shrunken and ravaged face of Labour with layers of lies in order to portray something less unpleasant.
For lessons in that craft he could do no worse than consult with the world's most accomplished liar and blame shifter:-
President Mbama himself.
The guy who singlehandedly has done more to kill off American enterprise than any other man in the last two hundred years.
Putting the record straight – Bob Jones
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