Sunday, April 25, 2010

The Wankers' Bar Round

SST journalist Jonathon Marshall appears to have been given the 'celebrities' bar round.

Fresh from his triumphant expose of the North Shore's greatest ever idiot, he is featured today - listing the long list of misdemeanours committed by the Herne Bay miscreant, Matthew 'don't you know who I am?' Ridge.

The funniest and most shameful gem is the news that not too long ago Ridge was chased down and caught in a foot race by a lumbering fat old copper!

And a year earlier the former All Black was arrested after a
checkpoint incident in which he stopped his car and ran away. Ridge was chased
on foot, caught and pepper-sprayed.

Well done Jonathon.

Now all you have to do is start tailing Trevor Mallard.


Inventory2 said...

Marshall actually - Jono Milne is with Granny Herald.

Otherwise agree 100%

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Woops. Too much hurry. Fixed.

pdm said...

`A mirror was broken in the female toilets'.

What was Ridge doing in the womens toilets - was he in drag or does he sit down to pee or both?

David said...

`A mirror was broken in the female toilets'.
Hhhhhhhmmmmmm now what would that sweet boy Matthew want with a piece of mirror glass.?? beats me.