And it took two of these tossers to produce this huge story of immense national importance. One of them the political editor, no less.
Straight from the Mike Williams school of investigative reporting, they found a $70 bill for a couple of pretty ordinary bottles of wine and a lousy hundred and fifty buck staff lunch.
It's time they were packed off back to the police rounds to relearn their trade.
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