Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Manchester in a nut shell.

Northern monkey throws a wobbly.
Not much more than a Beatles tribute band at their best. Stupid chav mancunian tosspots at their worst.


I defy anybody to disagree that manchester is populated by barely human Morlocks

13 comments:

KG said...

Where?

Anonymous said...

I'm fookin' maad 4 it Bill, y'know wot I mean?, fookin' maad 4 it.

Psycho Milt said...

I defy anybody to disagree that manchester is populated by barely human Morlocks

I'm torn. As a Widnes lad, I find it hard to dispute your assessment. But on the other hand - well, they're not Yorkshiremen, are they?

Barnsley Bill said...

Exactly PM. Lancastrians are bad enough, but the epicentre of ignorant simian white men is definately at the southern end of the manchester ship canal.

big bruv said...

Barnsley.

While I would never defend this wanker (he lost me long before he compared himself to John Lennon) I would have to say that your attack on all Lancastrians is a bit bloody rich given you hail from the septic tank that is Yorkshire.

Glasshouses and stones is a term that comes to mind.

Barnsley Bill said...

Bruv, you seem a reasonable sort... BUT. The last time a lancastrian got above himself we gave you a kicking for 100 years! Back in your hutch.

big bruv said...

Bill.

I hail from stronger stock than Lancastrians.
My wish was that Wallace did not stop for a pie and a pack of cigs at York!

Just think how much better Britain would be if the Queen came from Edinburgh, or come to think of it, if she came 'fae Glasgee'.

No need for the SAS mate, just send 2000 "Mad wi' it" glaswegians over to Afghanistan to sort that Taleban lot 'oot'.

Barnsley Bill said...

Wallace. The Irish Chancer?
We are doomed to failure in Afghanistan. The gloves need to come off or we need to bring everybody home. Sending the buggers a note to say we will be attacking you in two weeks! WTF.

Psycho Milt said...

...the epicentre of ignorant simian white men is definately at the southern end of the manchester ship canal.

If your intent is to suggest that the pinnacle of Lancastrian manhood is to be found there (more specifically, in those with the few brain cells necessary to figure out emigration is recommended), I find nothing to disagree with.

SHG said...

Manchester gave us Johnny Marr.

Barnsley Bill said...

Ands the Moors murderers!

WAKE UP said...

Actually, Bill, I know two or three very nice lovely Morlocks in Manchester :)

WAKE UP said...

...but I hastily add, having just watched the clip, that Gallagher isn't one of them. Never mind, the whole thing's meaningless anyway, if they think that list of albums is remotely close to the best of British.