Friday, February 19, 2010

Friday funny

Because Eldrick Tont Woods is expected to announce a comeback (I really, really could have been vulgar with those choices of words), I thought it pertinent to give you today's funny.

10 rules for men


1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other.

Sincerely,
Tiger Woods

5 comments:

Barnsley Bill said...

Feeble. Now these are Tiger Woods jokes;

My lad was stuck on his new golf game so I turned to the internet, but you try googling "tiger woods Cheats"

Anyone remember that joke where a married man has an affair, then asks his mistress to rub his shoes in the grass, so that his wife thinks he's been playing golf?
tiger woods obviously didn't use this technique.

Inventory2 said...

What do Tiger Woods and fur seals have in common?

They both get clubbed around the head by Scandanavians ...

Barnsley Bill said...

Phnar

***Breaking News***
tiger woods injured in car crash.
Hospital spokesman "As he only suffered a couple of black eyes and a fat lip,his injuries won't be noticable"

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at three Hos!

I can do this all day...

Doug said...

What do Tiger Woods and fur seals have in common?
They both get clubbed around the head.

http://www.jokesy.com/images/tiger-woods-jokes1.JPG

Anonymous said...

Dedicated golfer tells his wife he is going to play 18 holes of golf.
Heads off to his new mistress instead and loses track of time.
Arrives home horribly late and looking the worse for wear.
Wife is furious.
Golfer apologises profusely, and admits he has been wih another woman.
Wife goes ballistic and screams "Don't you lie to me, I bet you played 36 holes".

kurt