At 0930 to day Adolf walked out to his car. He turned to collect forgotten glasses and his shoe slipped on the concrete.
There was a discernable noise. Click click click, as one foot shot forward and the other foot stayed back.
Torn hamstring. Agony. Right about where that line in the diagram is pointing.
That'll slow the silly old bugger down a bit. No more long walks, rowing machine or skating up and down an extension ladder for a while.
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