Adolf and The Cook went down country to Omokoroa to see some old mates for a couple of days.
The idea was to go kayak fishing on Monday evening but the wind got up and Adolf's host said 'Bugger it, it's too dangerous so we'll just have to go round the other side of the point and paddle out a hundred yards to my mate's boat and fish off that from his mooring. We won't catch anything but never mind.
Two hours later we wandered home with five 1 lb kahawai, one 4 lb kahawai, one 3 lb snapper and one 8 lb snapper.
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