"mmmm..tastes even better than Maori Party dick"
Phil Goff look out, he's taller, ganglier, and if possible even less relevant to new zealand politics.
Trev can do what he likes with Heineken bottles, but I'm a Steinie man mesself! 'Nother beer Bill?
Sorry your Royal Highness, but my cheerleader and cook Adolf didn't show up for work.
What exactly is "Cougar meat" Sir?
How are the gonads Wills after the Pakuranga midgets got you?
"Cook me some eggs, bith!"
"I can feel a knighthood coming on...cheers"
Why didn't we hire caterers for our Civil Union bash, you bitch?Cadwallader.
You know what you can do with your "Don't drink and fry" campaign.
A drink to the 88 per cent of voting Kiwis that I feel is my place to ignore, now that I am actually in power. I made PM, so stuff 'em.
karaoke practise... (sing along) "I have a band of men and all they do is sing for me"... etc etc
The eye fillet is very reasonable, only $250,000,000 a week.
Only 3,999,999 barbies to go your highness, and republicism will be dead.
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