Andrew Moles has been removed as coach of the Queer Slack Caps.
The next move should be to sack the entire team and start again. That's effectively what Bobby Simpson did when Australian cricket was at its nadir after the captaincy of the ineffectual and tearful Kim Hughs.
The real giveaway was in the penultimate paragraph.
"Moles, 48, was surprisingly chosen as John Bracewell's successor last November after a number of higher profile candidates declined the appointment."
Who'd want to risk his career by coaching a bunch of losers with bad attitude?
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