Nowhere here can I see any indication that pupils wishing to apply for this remarkably generous gesture from ACT will need first to demonstrate that they can at least read, write and count.
It would appear an illiterate dumbarse thirteen year old from Len Brown country (the home of all illiterate dumbarses) could go into the ballot and win $75,000 of my money for private school fees.
All he has to do is prove that his parents are no hopers and he's a shoe in.
What will the poor unsuspecting staff of the flash private schools do with a thirteen year old who can't read, write or count but knows how to say Tangata Whenua and Rangatiratanga?
You'd think Audrey Young might have had enough brains to ask such an obvious question.