Monday, August 24, 2009

SO MANY QUESTIONS, SO FEW ANSWERS



1. How healthy is it for the Labour Party to have their leader resident in New York?

2. Would Henry still be coach if the ABs had LOST by 1 point?

3. What was/is wrong with the Chester Burrows amendment?

4. Who was Dave Haerora?

5. Why didn't I mark my ball 30cm from the hole instead of stepping up and hitting it to see it lip the cup and end up 60cm away?

6. When will Ron Mark announce his intention to seek the Labour nomination for Wairarapa?

7. How long before the 'shambles' around our two new (but overweight) Offshore Patrol Vessels stranded in Melbourne is resolved?

8. How is it that the NZ seconded commander (of the Niue Police Force (11 officers for 1890 people) was promoted to Commissioner (Major General equivalent) and who picks up the tab (and who is he the father of)?

9. What is the answer to the NZ drink/drive culture?

10. Why up in the Far North is 'rob a tourist' considered a legitimate family sport?

11. Why does the Umawera Petrol Station charge $1.21c for a litre of diesel?

12. Is Jim Anderton still alive or is it a cardboard cutout we see in Parliament?

The list goes on.

6 comments:

KG said...

#10 is a trick question, right?

The Veteran said...

Why do you think that KG?

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

#10 Because the unwitting motorist who faces the Maungamukas with his fuel gauge reading E for Enuff instead of F for Fuck All will pay up to $3 per litre.

Anonymous said...

1. How healthy is it for the Labour Party to have their leader resident in New York?

Who gives a FUCK. How healthy is it for NZ to have had Labour corruptly try to buy the last 5 elections?

2. Would Henry still be coach if the ABs had LOST by 1 point?

Yep. Sadly but yep.

3. What was/is wrong with the Chester Burrows amendment?

It permits only triflying and transitory discomfort. If you want to discpline kids, that's not enough.

4. Who was Dave Haerora?



5. Why didn't I mark my ball 30cm from the hole instead of stepping up and hitting it to see it lip the cup and end up 60cm away?

Who cares?

6. When will Ron Mark announce his intention to seek the Labour nomination for Wairarapa?

Doesn't matter: John Hayes has a great hold on the seat.

7. How long before the 'shambles' around our two new (but overweight) Offshore Patrol Vessels stranded in Melbourne is resolved?

When Key pays Aussie another 10 Million.

8. How is it that the NZ seconded commander (of the Niue Police Force (11 officers for 1890 people) was promoted to Commissioner (Major General equivalent) and who picks up the tab (and who is he the father of)?

who cares?

9. What is the answer to the NZ drink/drive culture?

Reduce the alcohol taxes!

10. Why up in the Far North is 'rob a tourist' considered a legitimate family sport?

Everyone goes to a state school and can't get another job

11. Why does the Umawera Petrol Station charge $1.21c for a litre of diesel?

Free market

12. Is Jim Anderton still alive or is it a cardboard cutout we see in Parliament?


How would you tell the difference>

The Realist said...

The answer to question 10 is that the Maoris up there are still uneducated hunter/gatherers

WAKE UP said...

Great first question, Veteran! Absence making the heart grow fonder and all that :)