The Cook drew to Adolf's attention a programme on television this evening.
Apparently our children have discovered a new way of attracting people for whom they have an attraction or even an infatuation. The deal is, you take a picture of yourself in some provocative nude pose and text said picture to the person of your dreams.
Adolf wonders how long it will be before people while in the penultimate stages of orgasm, text their friends to tell them all about it.
Let's face it, for the current generation, is texting on the motorway any different from copulation at speed?
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