Friday, May 15, 2009

And Now It's Gobal Wettening

As the world wakes up the the gigantic con job perpetrated by Al Gore, the loony left and the venal majority in the "scientific" community, we await the next move on the part of the doomsday merchants.

Adolf brings you Global Wettening.


The Wets, as they will become known, will base all their science on the biblical text Genesis Ch 6 V 17.

17 I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has the breath of life in it. Everything on earth will perish.

The Wets will carefully monitor rainfall throughout the world. (But not in the deserts, of course. That would be a waste of resources.) They will watch for that tell tale sign of impending doom - non stop rain for forty days and forty nights.

As it is impossible to transport all the rain from the moist and verdant western world into the dry and arid Muslim world, they will call for a wealth/weather transfer instead. Thus, western countries will be required to pay to the arid Muslim countries a kind of rain tax to assuage their guilt. Guilt that is, over the international injustice brought about by having so much rain when others, through no fault of their own, have so little.

Each country will establish a RTS and there will be developed an international market for rain credits. There will be a universal consensus within the scientific community. This is the only way to stop catastrophic flooding brought about by Anthropogenic Global Wettening.

Members of the European Union will be banned from urinating - they will be permitted only to Euronate. Meanwhile, Helen Clark and John Shearer will control a UN Special Force whose task it will be to find and eliminate any dirty scoundrel found debasing rain credits by pissing into the wind.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And Mark Weldon will establish the Rain Trading Scheme to add to his growing scams to benefit the Mark Weldon pension fund