Expected to spend xmas alone, in my pool, like a hippo.
Eight for dinner xmas eve Eight for lunch xmas day Eight for a feed, swim and drunken stupidity on new years eve. A cumulative 64 bodies slept over between the 23rd December and the 3rd of January. 8 dozen eggs, 6 kilos of streaky bacon, 2 truckloads of empties to the tip and an absolute mountain of other lesser foods. Barnsley manor is now shut to visitors until February. Now spending a few days alone, in my pool, like a hippo. Blogging will resume soon. Cross posted at tabloid bill