It wouldn't be Christmas without a naff pop song, with a festive theme. Now, the Number One spot in the UK hit parade was always something really coveted. There used to be quite a competition for it. Alas, these days, the winner tends to be winner of X factor or some other talent show involving Simon Cowell. There are so many such shows, that Northern Comic Peter Kay took the piss out of them in a special show of his, which was recently repeated in time for the festive season. And to release a song showing his creation Geraldine McQueen. Come on Barnsley Bill, can you scrape the barrel any lower?