Friday, December 26, 2008

Deadly virus outbreak in Far North.

Reports just in.
Outbreak of Pavlova Virus strikes Barnsley manor.
Symptoms include distended stomach, extreme irritability and waves of nausea when walking past the fridge.


Cactus Kate said...

Mrs Barnsley is a keeper if she poisoned you on that!

Barnsley Bill said...

Alas, Mrs Barnsley wised up and moved out mid year Cactus. The Pavlova was all my own work.