THIS JUST IN: The Labour Party Research Unit, working in combination with the full might of Statistics Department and the Investigation Division of the Accident Compensation Commission, has after extensive research concluded that a ‘Johnkey’ waxed that particular floor 32 years ago, during a Work Experience Programme.
Clearly, a terrorist conspiracy was set in place many years ago that the Prime Minister, thanks to unwavering personal dedication, has narrowly managed to avoid.
Journalists are now being flown to the scene to examine the work roster that has been kept under tight security for the last three decades. Our extensive 12-page report follows in tomorrow’s Weekend Herald.
October 31st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
THIS JUST IN: The Labour Party Research Unit, working in combination with the full might of Statistics Department and the Investigation Division of the Accident Compensation Commission, has after extensive research concluded that a ‘Johnkey’ waxed that particular floor 32 years ago, during a Work Experience Programme.
Clearly, a terrorist conspiracy was set in place many years ago that the Prime Minister, thanks to unwavering personal dedication, has narrowly managed to avoid.
Journalists are now being flown to the scene to examine the work roster that has been kept under tight security for the last three decades. Our extensive 12-page report follows in tomorrow’s Weekend Herald.