Or is it 'As the World Turns.'
Good Lord! This saga could even last as long as Coronation Street.
But today's episode sees more trust payments reported by the Dominion Post.
So no wonder, Winston Peters, 63, of No Fixed Abode is represented by a criminal lawyer like Peter Williams QC. He knows he is set to go down for a very long time.
In the meantime, I look forward to the arrival of Owen Glenn, who I hope will also clear up the role of the Liarbour Party in these gross abuses of corruption now staining our reputation globally.
As, this Stuff cartoon notes, Winston is about to face his 'High Noon' but so will Dear Leader too.