Thursday, September 18, 2008

Whale Oil's secret supporter!


While his site is down, Whale Oil has become the subject of a juicy story.
I don't mean the delight taken by the Standard boys or Robinsod, but a delicious tale that leads all the way to the Beehive.
Can one of his informants be Dear Leader herself?
Matthew Hootton is alleging that the Crapper Video that Whale Oil and other bloggers posted one recent Sunday came from the Beehive!
While it appears Dear Leader is doing her utmost to hang on to her poodle, leading to theories he must have 'dirt' on her, Hooton has postulated that Dear Leader is playing a most cynical, longer term game- the destruction of New Zealand First. Thus, if ACT-National fail to get the numbers, New Zealand gets a more LPG government more to her taste.
The Hive is sceptical of the story, but notes a senior government adviser believes that for Liarbour to win, NZ First must be destroyed, which fits in well with Hooton's information.
Queen Bee concludes:
We love the humour of the Beehive arranging the tape to be sent to Whaleoil of all people!!
Indeed, this is certainly the opposite to my understanding, but politics is a devious and dirty game.
There can be few more skilled operatives at its black arts than Uncle Helen herself, and indeed Whale Oil , learning since childhood when I'm sure he said he once sat on Muldoon's knee!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

The thought that Uncle Helen could work with or use Whale Oil on something highlights the treachury of the political world.
There is a story about a newly-appointed MP entering parliament.
He looks across to the other side of the house and comments to a colleague:
"It is good we ca see the enemy at the other side"
The colleague replies, "no, they are the opposition. Your enemies are all around you!"

dad4justice said...

Always keep your enemies within your sight. I do miss Whaleoil.
In solidarity bloggers.

FAIRFACTS MEDIA said...

I have spoken to Whale Oil.
He is pretty crook.
He was at the doctor's yesterday when I also rung him.
It sounds like a pretty bad flu or something he has.
I have just spent a week shaking off one too.
Anyway, he has changed hosts, and is transferring data. But he is ot well enough to think of posting stuff at the moment.
As for the reasons behind him changing hosts, that matter will be 'set to rights' when Whale Oil recovers.

Anonymous said...

OMG - this all makes sense now.

This explains why Labour let the Speaker send the Hide complaint
to the PC in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Can you please stop putting pictures of that head like a foot PM impersonator next to posts. She makes me feel sicker than one of WOBH's Sonny Thomas photos...

Anonymous said...

Hey Darren - send my love to Whale when you next peak to him...

MrTips said...

It could also be that Hooton is deliberately talking a big fat pile of crap as well. The only opinion that matters is the one given by the public on Nov 8. Hopefully none of the spin will matter by then.

Robinsod said...

hey fairfacts - next time you're talking to Cameron send him my love...

KG said...

oh look...the shit is sliding in under the door...

robinsod said...

aw - don't be a sore loser bro. It makes you look ignoble...

Clunking Fist said...

Sore loser? Are you party to how Liarbore is going to rig the result, Mr 'Sod?

:^0

Barnsley Bill said...

Fuck me......... robinsod posts on a centrist blog at last...
AND IT IS NOT THE ONE OWNED BY THE ONLY CENTRIST TO REGULARLY POP IN AND HELP HIS RANKINGS.
Ungrateful prick.

Psycho Milt said...

You're not small-minded or unread enough for him BB, obviously.

dad4justice said...

sod it robin just bonked the donkey again in the airport toilet cubicle.

robinsod said...

Okay okay - in the interests of making some peace here's a treat for you WhaleOil fans (I know you miss his stalking ways...)

http://robinsod.wordpress.com/2008/09/18/bryan-spondre-blog-producer/

Barnsley Bill said...

I had a look and will no doubt win the first prize for my brilliant caption

KG said...

I don't trawl the sewers.