Naaaaah. It wasn't us.
This is the Russian ballet - you remember the one about Swan Lake? How the ugly duckling turned into the graceful swan?
Well, Labour has managed to reverse the process.
How the political activist turned into the Bilious Bitch.
Today's news just tells it as it is, not how they and their five hundred or so spinmeisters would have you believe it.
Face of the day
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