Thursday, September 11, 2008

Liarbour in major pre-election policy move


Let it not be said that Liarbour is a party without policy.
What with Winston Peters and the ETS, we have been too busy to notice one of the most significant announcements imaginable has just been launched on the policy front.
There is no secret agenda then, we have nothing to fear.
And even better was the policy initative came from that ministerial dynamo, the hard working, talented and enterprising Judith Tizard.
Yes, Helen's handbag has launched the Dance Industry Strategy, whatever that is, do we care?
So forget about getting New Zealand back in the top half of the OECD, or getting the economy out of its current recession, or dealing with crime, education, the economy, etc, etc, Liarbour has announced a strategy on dance!
You can certainly see where Liarbour's priorities are. And I hope the voters get to realise this too.
Hat tip: Liberty Scott

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aussie has the commodities boom & NZ has a dance industry strategy.

This is clearly aimed at certain political egos.

Anonymous said...

It's Judith's mouth we see on those Helen Clark posters, isn't it?

Sus said...

Jesus. Is there a Tizard who *hasn't* sucked on the state mammary?

Lucyna Maria said...

Sus, you know when you use His name, you invoke His presence. Not sure you want to be doing that here.

WAKE UP said...

Jesus, Lucyna Maria, stick to the topic. Your beliefs are your own, and irrelevant.

As for TIZARD, that a frivoulous piece of bullshit like this shoud be announced on 9/11 (which has been ignored by the MSM, of course)is simply not funny.

WAKE UP said...

ps, Sus:

Every day I see an old man shuffle past my place with his dog, looking a bit lost 'n lonely )the man, that is, not the dog)...and it's Bob Tizard. Schadenfreude is often difficult to abstain from, and I'm not trying too hard :)

KG said...

It's difficult to see this as anything but an "up yours" to the NZ taxpayers.

Sus said...

Wake: Snap. I passed this nondescript, hunched, thoroughly miserable-looking chap a few years ago in Pukekohe who looked familiar.

It then dawned on me that it was Bill Birch. 27 years of sucking very nicely, thank you, on the state mammary .. and on the strength of achieving precisely nothing is awarded a knighthood. What a crock.

Lucyna: I'm hardly a paragon of virtue in the language stakes, but as it happens I did think twice about putting that, straight after I posted it in irritation.

However, it is true that I reserve my very best profanity for socialist feminazis. ;)

Anonymous said...

it begs a caption contest: "I went for my first smear ever, and bugger me if they didn't find this! Haven't seen that since university!"

Lindsay said...

Who cares what bright ideas that silly tart has, she'll get her arse kicked out of politics soon enough.

FAIRFACTS MEDIA said...

Anonymous, Uncle Helen was recently told it was time for her smear test.
"I didn't know the campaign had started already," she replied.

Psycho Milt said...

Come now, Lindsay - Tizard's distinguished record of hard work, self-sacrifice and solid achievement is a benchmark for other politicians to aspire to, surely?

libertyscott said...

Of course most government policy is the New Zealand wank strategy

WAKE UP said...

The irony of the owner of the laziest arse in Parliament being the promoter of this just makes it even more risible :)