I just went over to nzconcervative and there's no FNFFA.
So, why don't we start one off here and then move over to Zen and Lucyna's place when they get their charming arses into gear?
Adolf nearly died today. Yes, this is no drill.
He arrived home a little before 1600 and got himself a drink of water. On Tuesday he had had a front upper insiscor removed in preparation for a plate or denture. As a result the existing plate had become a little insecure.
With the second swallow of water Adolf realised the denture had come loose and had passed into the oesphaegus. Oh dear. Oh shit!
No air, no voice, no one at home. No neighbours at home. Adolf just made it to the phone and dialed 111. Speaking was nigh on impossible between gagging and flaking out.
While holding the phone, he managed to regurgitate the offending article with some considerable laceration to throat tissues.
I must say, I thought I was gone. Very, very scary. All I could think of was 'they won't get here in time.'
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