Monday, September 15, 2008

Dear Leader's Prayer


Our Helen, who art on the ninth floor
Hallowed be thy Narcissism
Thy campaign come
Thy will be done, in Auckland as it is in Wellington
Give us this day our daily policy
And forgive us our requests for taxcuts, as we forgive your previous tax increases
And lead us not into National Land
But deliver us from election wipe out
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever.
Amen

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I loved the one on Guidos site. Here is my version
Rachael


Our Helen, who art in the Hive
Hallowed be thy narcissism
Thy general election come
Thy will be done, in Mangere as it is in Otara
Give us this day any policy
And forgive us our requests for change , as we forgive them that voted for you previously
And lead us not into Socialism
But deliver you an election wipe out
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever.

Amen (or Aperson if Helen gets in again)

FAIRFACTS MEDIA said...

Well spotted Rachael
Guido is a treasure.
I should have hat tipped him

Murray said...

What a load of rubbish!

WHAT policies?