Saturday, September 6, 2008

Cullen the Night Crawler


The Night Crawler.....

Michael Cullen, or Mickey the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues, was looking for a lady of the night.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, ‘I am the Finance Minister of New Zealand. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’
She replied, ‘$200.’
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was ‘$100.’
He then asked the redhead
Her reply was, ‘Mr Finance Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody cent’

Hat tip: Theo Spark

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Priceless...I hope you sent it to every member of the opposition or did one of them tell you....Baxter

FAIRFACTS MEDIA said...

Well no Baxter.
Theo Spark ran the joke on his blog which featured Gordon Brown playing the role of Michael Cullen.
But feel free to tell the opposiion.