Not a mention in the TVNZ headlines but Michael Cullen found himself in the midst of some post colonisation trauma disorder today.
According to RLW News at 1600 today, the little pommy prick had to 'sprint across a paddock' to escape a gang of Mutu's Marauders up North today. Apparently all his treaty settlements are not golden in the eyes of the beholder.
All they wanted to was punch a few more holes in the Cullendar.
Of course they'll all be arrested and charged. They will employ the Mallard defense.
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