Don't be late for the wake.
The Auckland chapter of the Vast right Wing Conspiracy invites all enemies of the Corrupt Little Pin Striped Prick to a celebratory evening of champagne and scampi this evening at the Cavalier in Ponsonby. (the usual place)
5.30 for 6.00.
I will pre-arrange for scampi and champagne to be supplied and I expect the cost of same will likely run to around $15 per head, depending on how many enemies turn up. We'll divy up the tab at around 7.00.
All are welcome, even Labour Party members. The only qualification for entry is a profound dislike and disdain for The Honorable Winston Peters.
Don't forget, this might be your last chance to say what you really think about him before his political corpse ceases to breathe, for one cannot speak ill of the dead.