Earlier this week, I complained about the wall-to-wall coverage of the Olympics.
Our good friend Ackers advised I should sit back and let my 'baser instincts' take over and let me enjoy the games.
Indeed, the Olympics is nothing but a pervefest, with athletic bodies, hunky guys, and women butcher than you will find at a K Road gaybar, though there are some hotties.
I see there is upset over the skimpy and 'sexist' nature of some of the ladies' outfits.
But how else can anyone gain interest in beach volleyball?
I'm sure the same applies to more male dominated sports.
I'm sure Cactus, Ackers, Uroskin and others are enjoying the men's swimming and the diving too!
Indeed, as our Friends the Saudis note, "nothing makes Satan happier than the Olympics" for its exposure of Women's private parts!
So, the perfect accompaniments to watching the Olympics may not be beer, but a few things not suitable for mentioning on a family blog like No Minister!