Monday, May 26, 2008

Obama's Sphincter Quivered But He Didn't Flinch

There's a new foreign policy being given a dry run by the first Arab-American presidential candidate. Obama has grabbed onto this piece of American genius to counter the adverse effect of all those religious nutters and cop killers with whom he's been hanging out.

Here is the big circuit breaker:

The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ' ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , So uth Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence..

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave
.. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in If you don't like it there,
change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us
'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of
Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '


Oswald Bastable said...

I love it!

Barnsley Bill said...

Me too. Where did you nick that from Mr F?


Excellent Adolf, a great find.
Some sound policies too.
Apart from the unilateralism.
I much prefer Pax Americana.

Skyman said...

OK - that's old and while he may agree with it, Robin Williams had nothing to do with it.


The old ones are the best.
Good to see you back.
Where have you been lately?

Skyman said...

Lurking, always lurking....

Most of the discussion here lately has been about NZ politics and honestly even though folks have tried to explain things like MMP to me, I am totally in the dark on how things work (or don't work) there.

I mean, really, we fought a war over taxation without representation and you folks seem to embrace it.

And this whole parliamentary debate thing. I watched what I could stand of the juvenile antics of Mr. Peters "speech" that DPF links to on his blog - what purpose does that sort of thing serve? Is one supposed to think that you can run a country based on clever insults? Think of what it cost to prepare and deliver that "speech". Couldn't that time and money have been better used?

So, since I don't understand Kiwi politics, I think it's best that I don't comment on the subject.

Now, if I could just get some folks to who don't understand US politics to do the same.