Friday, May 23, 2008

Friday Frolics 2: Some fun (some of it filthy) to take your minds off the budget!


Divorced Barbie

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends .

George Bush has he appears in variety of advertisements around the world.
Nice piss-take of 9-11 troofers!

Beaver! You Tube video of a drag queen singing about something she's always wanted and then changes her mind. WARNING: This is very rude!
Car lover: Does he put it up the exhaust pipe?
The World's ugliest dog competition is but a few weeks away.
Who needs Whale Oil and his babes with guns when you have Boobpedia, an encyclopeda of boobs!
And to dress up your cat. Go to Kittywigs!

2 comments:

mojo said...

Oh dear, Fairfacts.

pdm said...

You fellows sure get around.