Friday, May 23, 2008

Friday Frolics 2: Some fun (some of it filthy) to take your minds off the budget!

Divorced Barbie

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends .

George Bush has he appears in variety of advertisements around the world.
Nice piss-take of 9-11 troofers!

Beaver! You Tube video of a drag queen singing about something she's always wanted and then changes her mind. WARNING: This is very rude!
Car lover: Does he put it up the exhaust pipe?
The World's ugliest dog competition is but a few weeks away.
Who needs Whale Oil and his babes with guns when you have Boobpedia, an encyclopeda of boobs!
And to dress up your cat. Go to Kittywigs!


mojo said...

Oh dear, Fairfacts.

pdm said...

You fellows sure get around.