Adolf rises between 0515 and 0530 and after a quick scan of the headlines embarks on his pre-breakfast seven km route march.
This morning he awoke and saw the time was 0555 so he leapt out and without looking at the papers set off into the sunrise. While the moon was exceptionally bright, somehow the sunrise just didn't seem to be where it should.
When I got home sevent minutes later, I realised the bloody burmese cat had stomped on the clock and put it forward one hour. I was actually out walking at 0500.
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