I bet you never thought I would say a kind word about the followers of the paedofile prophet- pigs be upon him.
But they have made such a generous offer to Britain, it's government would be foolish to refuse.
They have "offered" sharia law to Britain- a story that was the most read story on the Sunday Telegraph website today.
Still, they have some innovative policies for tacking crime, which our scared Home Secretary might find worthy of support.
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