David Farrar the other day tried to widen his appeal with a pic of a gay actor.
But we at No Minister are not into skinny waifs like that.
No, we like our specimens to have plenty of meat on them.
And since we are a New Zealand-based blog, that obviously means sheep.
But as I am in Yorkshire, I thought I would show you a Swaledale Sheep.
Makes a change from a Merino, eh everyone!
Horny little thing eh!
Now , I know it sounds kinky.
But where can I get some rosemary and some mint sauce.
I'm in the mood for hot fun.
And my lips are licking in anticipation.
I need to find some, chop, chop!
You can see why I spent 4 years in Cumbria, where the fells (hills) have 4 million of these lovelies, and why I have spent the past ten years in New Zealand ! :)