Wednesday, January 30, 2008

A few thoughts for our American friends

A fine post about one of the world's greatest countries has been posted on Crusader Rabbit, created by Roger W Gardner.
As the country concerned considers who should be its president, heres a few things its citizens might like to think about.

"America -- it's time to stop what you're doing for a minute and take a good long look in the mirror.
You have allowed other people to delineate your image for too long now.
You have uncritically accepted their skewed portraiture as truth and bought into their self-serving lies.
You have been bullied by cold-hearted cynics and wrong-headed critics into believing that you are something that you are not, and never could have been.
It's time to stop all that now, America. It's time to remember who the hell you are.
In the words of our late great Ambassador Jeanne Kirkpatrick, "Americans need to face up to the truth about themselves, no matter how pleasant it is."
You seem to have forgotten that the world is weak and envious of your strength.
They want what you have and deride you because they need you.
But your detractors are small and petty and vicious; and you are great and beautiful.
You are nothing less than the light of the world, and the hope of all its people.
Without your stalwart protection and the selfless sacrifice of your courageous fathers and sons who have fought and died on foreign soil to protect other people's liberties, the glorious achievements of this whole wondrous Western Civilization would have long ago crumbled into dust and been trampled under the feet of the barbarians.
So listen up now, America. The world needs you once again. Take a good hard look at yourself. And stand tall and be proud.
You are quite simply the bravest, most noble, most generous, most high-minded and judicious nation the world has ever known.
And we love you."

5 comments:

Psycho Milt said...

I'll be back when I've found a bucket...

KG said...

"But your detractors are small and petty and vicious;.."
Nicely demonstrated, PM. :-)

Roger W. Gardner said...

Hi No Minister!
While PM's looking for his bucket, allow me to thank you for posting my unapologetically patriotic piece.
Best wishes from the States.
Roger G.

Sean said...

Psycho, when you have finished with that bucket (and cleaned it out) can you please hand it over?

"You are nothing less than the light of the world, and the hope of all its people."

...I hope it's a 10 litre one.

Anonymous said...

Sensible people react to flattery with skepticism, and that is certainly the most fulsome piece of flattery I've encountered on the Internet.