Adolf's ribs are aching. Thirteen Labor candidates appear to be ineligible to stand because, like good little socialists, they failed to resign from their gummint jobs before they were selected by their infinitely incompetent party. They needed the money, don't you know?
I can write the script.
'How the hell do these people think they can run Australia if they can't even manage a piddly little process like selecting their candidates?'
Suddenly those sixteen marginals are looking bloody marginal for the little blonde wax dummy.
There was always going to be a rabbit out of the hat.
You look after ya mates and ya mates look after you!
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