Just what is it about the Wairarappa, come on Oswald Bastable, please tell us.
Anyway, a lesbian who lives there believes she has the perfect spot for an "old dykes" home.
Aggie Jakubska lives out in the bush with six other lesbian ladies- a positive harem of them, it seems.
Anyway, Aggie believes her 137ha property would be ideal and she plans others.
Now, the Wairarappa is the place where Georgine Beyer became the world's first transexual mayor and then MP, so it is obviously a beacon of tolerance.
And if the happy couple on our left cannot make the opening, then obviously that new Lesbian mayor of Levin, or wherever it was, can perform the honours.
And if ever Lucyna over at NZ Conservative ever needs a job, I'm sure the lesbians would be happy to receive her CV most favourably :)