Sunday, October 28, 2007

And While My Back Was Turned................

Adolf goes away for a week and look what happens. The Labour Party falls off it's wheels.

How pathetic it all is.

Mallard The Muss turns out to be Palid The Puss.

Some commentators even say he deserves sympathy. Ralston should go and take a cold shower. This is the fellow who broke yet another convention for partisan political gain by fingering Dr Brash in the house. All I can say is, I hope Mallard's political career goes the same way as that of his victim. The difference is, of course, that it won't because Labour has no ethical standards. Then again, Labour will realise that, unlike Dr Brash, Mallard is unemployable in the real world.

Oh how Adolf would love to have been a fly on the wall. Did it go something like this?

'Speaking of affairs, Trev, how's Brenda? Have you caught any crabs lately?'

(For the juvenile lefties who might be trolling past, 'catching crabs' is a term used in rowing. It's what happens when you don't quite get your oar in properly.)

When is the next set of opinion polls due?

3 comments:

pdm said...

I always thought you caught crabs off toilet seats.

dad4justice said...

Yes the toilets seats at Hagley Park used to be notorious for catching a dose of the crab apple thingys because the shoe tappers done their sordid stuff in there and the place was an offal pit .

I was the gardener at the time when a certain man used to regularly frequent the toilet facility for purposes of relief ?

Craig Ranapia said...

Some commentators even say he deserves sympathy. Ralston should go and take a cold shower.

And considering the toxic waste dump Ralston left behind him at TVNZ, wouldn't you take him views on leadership or seemly conduct in the workplace with a couple of pounds of salt?