Adolf goes away for a week and look what happens. The Labour Party falls off it's wheels.
How pathetic it all is.
Mallard The Muss turns out to be Palid The Puss.
Some commentators even say he deserves sympathy. Ralston should go and take a cold shower. This is the fellow who broke yet another convention for partisan political gain by fingering Dr Brash in the house. All I can say is, I hope Mallard's political career goes the same way as that of his victim. The difference is, of course, that it won't because Labour has no ethical standards. Then again, Labour will realise that, unlike Dr Brash, Mallard is unemployable in the real world.
Oh how Adolf would love to have been a fly on the wall. Did it go something like this?
'Speaking of affairs, Trev, how's Brenda? Have you caught any crabs lately?'
(For the juvenile lefties who might be trolling past, 'catching crabs' is a term used in rowing. It's what happens when you don't quite get your oar in properly.)
When is the next set of opinion polls due?
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