Over the years I've come to accept that right-wingers often hate gays, so for the most part I try to ignore their sodomy obsessions, their insistence on equating homosexuality with pedophilia and so on. Lately though I'm getting well sick of seeing commenters in our site's threads going on about "carpet-munching," "clam munchers" etc when expressing their hatred of the PM.
We know you hate lezzos, you dumbasses - we take that as read. Pricks like you hate just about everyone that isn't a fellow right-wing mouth-frother. You don't have to prove anything. Every time I read a comment from one of you rabbiting on about "carpet-munchers," all I can think is that if you hate "carpet-munching" that much, I can only feel really, really sorry for your long-suffering girlfriend.
In short - please spare us the merry quips about the PM's alleged cunnilingual preferences, not to mention the well-observed gags about her husband's supposed public toilet antics. You're only making yourselves look like twats.
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