The Honorouble Trevor Mallard has beeen strangely quiet lately as the Labour Party's attack pussies have savaged their own party's electoral prospects in their pathetic and vain attempts to smear John Key.
No Minister suspects there is a very good reason the failed stadium salesman has been banished from the war room. He's become a serious liabilty because of his inability to keep his zipper up.
This is the man who shouted across the floor of the house to then National Party leader Don Brash '...speaking of affairs, how's Diane?'
No Minister has been aware for some time that at the very same time these taunts were being thrown, the Mallardorous pecker was leading the Minister for Heineken Bottles into nether regions far removed from the fidelity of marital responsibility to which he sought to hold the leader of the opposition.
Watch tomorrow's Sunday newspapers.
All adolf can say is:
What a prick this man has turned out to be. Why does Hodgkin spend so much time trying to dig dirt on John Key when there is so much dirt he could find so much closer to home?
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