Saturday, August 25, 2007

G'day Trev. Where's Yer Big Mouth Been Lately?

The Honorouble Trevor Mallard has beeen strangely quiet lately as the Labour Party's attack pussies have savaged their own party's electoral prospects in their pathetic and vain attempts to smear John Key.

No Minister suspects there is a very good reason the failed stadium salesman has been banished from the war room. He's become a serious liabilty because of his inability to keep his zipper up.

This is the man who shouted across the floor of the house to then National Party leader Don Brash '...speaking of affairs, how's Diane?'

No Minister has been aware for some time that at the very same time these taunts were being thrown, the Mallardorous pecker was leading the Minister for Heineken Bottles into nether regions far removed from the fidelity of marital responsibility to which he sought to hold the leader of the opposition.

Watch tomorrow's Sunday newspapers.

All adolf can say is:

What a prick this man has turned out to be. Why does Hodgkin spend so much time trying to dig dirt on John Key when there is so much dirt he could find so much closer to home?

20 comments:

Barnsley Bill said...

I noticed from the article that no mention of a third party was made. Suckhole journalists not doing their jobs. You can guarantee that if it were a Nat MP they would have been all over the story like white on rice.

Craig Ranapia said...

You know something, if I was Don Brash I'd call Trevor Mallard and say "What goes around comes around, c**t - and while I feel very sorry indeed for your family, you can go to hell."

But Don Brash is a much classier act than me, I bet. I do hope John Key and the whips have sent a crystal clear message that Duckman is not to get a taste of his own medicine.

dad4justice said...

Karma has turned on the preposterous Mallard duck and smacked him real good . Haha, and no doubts the gallery of the absurd will bleat on about the pressures of MP's is the cause? What pressure, as these deluded creeps enjoy corporate pay packets without any corporate responsibility. Trevors truculence indicates he suffers from small willy syndrome ? Do New Zealand a big favour clever trevor and fly far away .

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Andrei said...

The person I feel sorry for is Trevor Mallard's wife.

I don't know, but crowing over this seems a little unseemly.

Oswald Bastable said...

Politics is a dirty business, so, playing by THEIR rules:

[Cue Nelson Muntz noise]

KG said...
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Anonymous said...

There is no one listed as 'kg' in the phone book, so right back at you mate.

Andrei said...

Politics is a dirty business, so, playing by THEIR rules:

Indeed Oswald, thoroughly unpleasant people they be.

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Graig, I hope you are right. Mallard gave the Gnats John Key as a leader. Leave him alone and he'll keep on doing damage. No doubt he will be in France, cheering along our team when they are defeated.

KG said...

Anonymous coward, at least they're my initials, at least my blog is available as is my email addy.
So "right back at you mate" looks a bit lame, eh?
And I'm not your mate--I don't have anonymous cowards for mates.

Anonymous said...

kg, someone who posts under initials, and has an email address, is as anonymous as someone who posts under anonymous. Calling me a coward doesnt make you a hero.

KG said...

Nope, it doesn't--just accurate.
I've found that usually people who post comments under the "anonymous" label are either stupid, cowardly or trolls.
I delete half a dozen from the comments section of my blog every week.
You certainly haven't done anything to dispel that impression.

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Anonymous, whoever you are, you rapidly are becoming a pain in the arse.

Mike Graham said...

Adolf - with respect, it is kg that is the pain in the arse. Anon is simply replying to the comments/criticism made about him by "kg" (whoever he is).

If you guys don't like anonymous commentators, why allow them?

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Mike Graham, if you go back and have a look at this fellow's comments you will see that you are wrong. One of the rules of my blog is that visitors will show some respect for their host. That does not mean they have to agree with the host. If you come into my house and address me as this fool did, then you can expect to be ejected forthwith. We are not about to provide a forum for intellectually handicapped trolls.

Anonymous said...

It is because anonymous posters can pose as anyone they wish - thus they hide in the shadows. Cowards indeed.

Thread Anonymous B

Mike Graham said...

Fair comment re respect to the host. I would go back and review the comments but they've been censored!

dad4justice said...

Anonymous you called Adolf a c..t and you hide behind the shadows like a snake ready to strike . You are a gutless - jellyfish !!Your type make me sick , is your real name Heather Simpson or Kay Goodger ?

Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Now we are told Mallard told the press gallery about his infidelity two months ago and DEMANDED that they respect his privacy. None of them appear to have had sufficient spine to remind him he deserves no privacy after his appalling behaviour towards Dr Brash.