You know your country is buggered when this sort of thing is floated seriously.
A number of interesting questions arise.
1 What is the first thing a young or not so young lady needs to learn to be an effective prostitute?
2 What form will these lessons take?
3 Will there be weekly field trips?
4 Will there be 'class participation' events?
5 How can I get the job of Senior Lecherer?
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