Adolf and a colleague went out to lunch totay with two others. We decided to split the bill down the middle and pay half each. The bill was $43.00.
The young Maori lass at the till looked at me for a moment, thought hard and then said "Which one of youse is gonna pay a bit more, eh? It's $22 for one and $21 for the other."
We managed to keep our faces straight until we got outside. She would have received an NCEA achievement certificate for initiative.
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